I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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