Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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