I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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