Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
It was like giving head to a cactus.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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