Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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