Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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