That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you traded sex for a burrito?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
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