wat bout pragnant strippers??
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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