it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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