Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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