What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I need moral support for this bender
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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