I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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