i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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