im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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