Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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