I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
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