he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I think your dad took our porno
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
The adults are the big ones right?
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