Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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