bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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