But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
