last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize
