yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My dick has a subreddit
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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