We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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