i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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