where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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