I want to make a zoo with you.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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