The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
So squirting runs in the family.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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