Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
