We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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