Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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