I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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