forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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