All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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