gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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