operation have a gay friend backfired
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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