Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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