Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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