Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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