Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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