my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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