But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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