I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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