Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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