i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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