At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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