I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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