Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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