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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

And to think..we used to do everything sober...

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(217): View more from Illinois

I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk

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(847): View more from Illinois

The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.

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