we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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