Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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