i just had sex bonerless
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
This is the high leading the old right now
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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