this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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