A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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