I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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